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46traveller

46traveller

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Answers On A Postcard Please

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46traveller

46traveller

Member
Shopping Scam

BE CAREFUL IF SHOPPING IN ASDA OR TESCO'S

Over the last month I have become a victim of a clever Eastern European
scam while out shopping. Simply dropping into Asda for a bit of shopping
turned out to be quite an experience. Don't be naive enough to think it
couldn't happen to you or your friends....
...
Here's how the scam works: ...Two seriously good-looking voluptuous
20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your
shopping into the boot. They both start cleaning your windscreen, their
breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. When you thank them
and offer them a tip, they'll say 'No' and instead ask you for a lift to
the town centre.
...
You agree and they both get in the back seat. On the way, they start
undressing, until both are completely naked. Then, when you pull over to
remonstrate, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts
crawling all over your lap, kissing you, touching you, and thrusting
herself against you, while the other one steals your wallet!

I had my wallet stolen November 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th,
20th, 24th and 29th. On December 1st, 4th, 6th and twice yesterday. So
please warn all the older men you know to be on the lookout for this
scam. The best times seem to be just before lunch, and about 4:30 in the
afternoon.
P.S. Sainsburys have cheap wallets on sale for £1.45 each!
 
ChrisTru

ChrisTru

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46traveller said:
BE CAREFUL IF SHOPPING IN ASDA OR TESCO'S

Over the last month I have become a victim of a clever Eastern European
scam while out shopping. Simply dropping into Asda for a bit of shopping
turned out to be quite an experience. Don't be naive enough to think it
couldn't happen to you or your friends....
...
Here's how the scam works: ...Two seriously good-looking voluptuous
20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your
shopping into the boot. They both start cleaning your windscreen, their
breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. When you thank them
and offer them a tip, they'll say 'No' and instead ask you for a lift to
the town centre.
...
You agree and they both get in the back seat. On the way, they start
undressing, until both are completely naked. Then, when you pull over to
remonstrate, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts
crawling all over your lap, kissing you, touching you, and thrusting
herself against you, while the other one steals your wallet!

I had my wallet stolen November 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th,
20th, 24th and 29th. On December 1st, 4th, 6th and twice yesterday. So
please warn all the older men you know to be on the lookout for this
scam. The best times seem to be just before lunch, and about 4:30 in the
afternoon.
P.S. Sainsburys have cheap wallets on sale for £1.45 each!
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ChrisTru

ChrisTru

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Hiccups

I went into the chemist today, i said, do you have anything to cure hiccups?

The chemist went into the back, came out and thew a glass of water over me!!

He said, I bet you don't have hiccups now do you?

I said, No, but my wife does, she's sitting in the car!!!
 
Wren

Wren

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ChrisTru said:
I went into the chemist today, i said, do you have anything to cure hiccups?

The chemist went into the back, came out and thew a glass of water over me!!

He said, I bet you don't have hiccups now do you?

I said, No, but my wife does, she's sitting in the car!!!
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