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Know any good jokes?

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Halfhidden, May 1, 2010.

  1. ChrisTru

    ChrisTru All-powerful

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    Family members

    I have a ladder at home, it's not my real ladder, it's my step ladder!!!Stalker#
     
  2. Wren

    Wren All-powerful

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    I should think you WOULD hide ChrisTru :p ha ha
     
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    Answers On A Postcard Please

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    Shopping Scam

    BE CAREFUL IF SHOPPING IN ASDA OR TESCO'S

    Over the last month I have become a victim of a clever Eastern European
    scam while out shopping. Simply dropping into Asda for a bit of shopping
    turned out to be quite an experience. Don't be naive enough to think it
    couldn't happen to you or your friends....
    ...
    Here's how the scam works: ...Two seriously good-looking voluptuous
    20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your
    shopping into the boot. They both start cleaning your windscreen, their
    breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. When you thank them
    and offer them a tip, they'll say 'No' and instead ask you for a lift to
    the town centre.
    ...
    You agree and they both get in the back seat. On the way, they start
    undressing, until both are completely naked. Then, when you pull over to
    remonstrate, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts
    crawling all over your lap, kissing you, touching you, and thrusting
    herself against you, while the other one steals your wallet!

    I had my wallet stolen November 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th,
    20th, 24th and 29th. On December 1st, 4th, 6th and twice yesterday. So
    please warn all the older men you know to be on the lookout for this
    scam. The best times seem to be just before lunch, and about 4:30 in the
    afternoon.
    P.S. Sainsburys have cheap wallets on sale for £1.45 each!
     
  5. ChrisTru

    ChrisTru All-powerful

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    ::11: ::11: lol ::11:
     
  6. denanmor

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    Really funny! If only it were true...
     
  7. ChrisTru

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    Hiccups

    I went into the chemist today, i said, do you have anything to cure hiccups?

    The chemist went into the back, came out and thew a glass of water over me!!

    He said, I bet you don't have hiccups now do you?

    I said, No, but my wife does, she's sitting in the car!!!
     
  8. Wren

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    [​IMG]
     
  9. Elainezox

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    I noticed a lot of you were born in KW Hospital
    I figured we could play a game to show all of our new residents how quickly KW does change

    You know youve lived in KW for a while when....
    & fill in the blank for something that used to be here in the city

    IE
    You know youve lived in KW for a while when
    you remember the Toys R Us plaza being a Drive In theatre
     

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