I can't remember how long this shop has been in town, but Little Luvers was a shop that specialised in baby ware, prams and pre school toys and learning products. Today the shop was closed and stock removed.
29th December 2008
Yep! that s the spirit... and they ll be some of that floating about.... You and pm each other and workout when you re both free and let me know and I ll do the rest
A Jelly Baby walks into a bar and starts talking to a Smartie. After a few beers the Smartie says Ere, a bunch of us are heading to that new club, fancy tagging along?
The Jelly Baby says No mate, I m a soft centre, I always end up getting my head kicked in. So Smartie says Don t worry about it, I m a bit of a hard case, I ll look after you. Jelly Baby thinks about it for a minute and says Fair enough, as long as you ll look after me , and off they go.
After a few more beers in the club, three Lockets walk in. As soon as he sees them, Smartie hides under the table. The Lockets take one look at Jelly Baby and start kicking him, breaking bottles over his little jelly head, lamping him with little sugary chairs, and generally having a laugh. After a while they get bored and walk out. Jelly Baby pulls his battered Jelly Baby body over to the table and wipes up his Jelly Baby blood and turns to
Smartie and says I thought you were going to look after me.
I was , says Smartie, but those Lockets are menthol! laugh# laugh#
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