Clouds over the Beachfield Hotel, Penzance

CAUTION, Strange bearded man seen in this area at noon today, with what appeared to be a homemade shopping trolley. May be armed with a camera.

Is that his beard just appearing above the Beachfield? I presume you mean FatherTabtab.

Yes, we were coming back from Lidl's around about that time. And yes, I was 'packing heat' - I mean my camera - at the time, just in case! Did you catch me doing a silly walk, ? It's the one where Nancy says it looks like I've had a bowel 'accident' ....

Sounds like my mother-in-law!