Quotes That Make You Chuckle

[46traveller]

Thought I'd open a Cheery thread while the sun is shining.
So add a quote that just cheers you up. One of my favourites at the mo is>

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]". . . because without beer, things do not seem to go as well . . ." Brother Epp, Capuchin Monastery, Munjor, Kansas 1902

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[ibrowze]

Considering we don't live in a classless society....

If you're not the head dog in a husky team, the view's always the same

 

[trepolpen]

I like 'Reality is an illusion caused by lack of alcohol!'

 

[treeve]

Never hit a man with spectacles .... use a cricket bat.

 

[missp]

Never hit a man with spectacles .... use a cricket bat.

I`m as happy as a dead bird

 

[46traveller]

Never stand between the dog and a lamp post........ Anon.

 

[bear]

there's no such thing as gravity..............the earth sucks!

 

[bear]

I don't totally agree with this, but I read once that " Cornishmen are just like their broccolli..............all stump and no heart" I feel sorry for that poor girl.

 

[46traveller]

"If at first you don't succeed... So much for skydiving." - Henry Youngman.

"All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy." - Spike Milligan.

 

[symons55]

Tried looking for gold but it didn't pan out!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[symons55]

Seen on a blues singers tombstone...."I didn't wake up this morning..........."