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Funny captions

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Halfhidden, May 20, 2011.

  1. Halfhidden

    Halfhidden Untouchable Staff Member Administrator

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    Rules are simple enough. Place a funny caption beneath the image.
    Here's the first image for you ::15:
     
  2. BayOfPlenty

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    "No, no, Mr President; I said you're too short, not two short!"
     
  3. Halfhidden

    Halfhidden Untouchable Staff Member Administrator

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    Mr President realises that a small spelling error can cause public outcry! COCOVAN is not the same as COCKUPMAN but yes they both taste of chicken lol
     
  4. sparky

    sparky Authoritarian Staff Member Administrator

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    ummm...thought I was seeing things??...
    anyway my contribution to the funny caption is:-
    "I wouldn't worry.... and dont worry what they say about you Mr Presdient your not one, I cant see one in there!"::11:::11:
     
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    If you can't manage buttons George, get a zip fitted, just look how happy your friend is, he's got zips..................
     
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    You don't just have to be driving a car to get rear-ended ...
     
  7. sparky

    sparky Authoritarian Staff Member Administrator

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    ::11:::11:duh sorry!!! couldnt resist! xx
     
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    "Someone tell this blind guy that the vending machine is back in the building"
     
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    Thats quite a bush ....... George
     
  10. sparky

    sparky Authoritarian Staff Member Administrator

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    Hahahahahahahahahahaha that made me laugh! Thanks! xx
     
  11. missp

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    Good for a laugh eh? First thing that came to mindlollol
     
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    Bush rebukes claims that he hasn't got the balls to run for President again.
     
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    'Push the button and let me know'
    ' Before I get the wrong idea and go'
    Lyrics from the Sugarbabes, Push the Buttonlollol
     
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    "I see you dress to the right, sir" said Bush's tailor, "The far right ..."
     
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    Terminator 5 checked out after malfunction caused it to have sex with car exhaust pipe.
     
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    Bush regrets replacing White House doctor with a mechanic who wants to check him out under the hood ....
     
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    "Next time, I think I'll bring my own microphone to your Karaoke evening, Mr. Bush"
     
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    Halfhidden Untouchable Staff Member Administrator

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    George was convinced that he knew all about micro politics
     
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    It was at this point that the "handy man" realised what was meant when he was asked to work a week in hand ::11:
     
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    Bush gives new meaning to the phrase "Giving someone the sack" .....
     

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